She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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