Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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