We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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