I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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