Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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