I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
