At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
