There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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