I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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