Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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