Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
