He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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