Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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