I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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