what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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