She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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