sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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