No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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