actually, I'm a sock model
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I'm really busy with my period
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