matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I believe in your delicious
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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