Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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