So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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