I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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