So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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