come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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