She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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