Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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