I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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