no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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