You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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