That's intense
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
