Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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