Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
bring money and cleavage
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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