I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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