8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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