He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Randomize