i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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