Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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