In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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