Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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