In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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