paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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