So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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