I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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