Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
