i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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