i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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