You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The adults are the big ones right?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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