You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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