I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
it's like iHOP with fire
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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