I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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