I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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