dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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