Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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