I will die if light touches me.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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