Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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