I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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