Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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