Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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