I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
